Dear God, kindly update your system — it’s running on prehistoric settings.
Look around, and you’ll see your cosmic algorithm behaving like this:
The one who cheats, lies, grabs land — somehow ends up with a bungalow, luxury car, and Z-plus security.
The honest worker who toils day and night? He’s still counting coins for bus fare.
The man spreading injustice lives like a king; the victim spends life proving his innocence.
One fellow files a false case, becomes a TV celebrity. The poor guy defending himself becomes a ‘suspect’ for life.
The corrupt contractor bags all government tenders; the sincere one shuts shop because he won’t bribe.
The lazy fellow who never studied lives off inherited wealth; the topper struggles to get an interview call.
The scamster launches “charity foundations”; the real charity worker can’t raise enough to buy chalk for kids.
The bully becomes “influential”; the kind soul is labelled “weak.”
The person who plays office politics gets the promotion; the quiet performer gets the pink slip.
The fraud baba with flashy robes has millions of followers; the saint who actually meditates sits ignored under a tree.
And when we ask why, the standard customer-support reply comes:
“Sanchit Karma… Prarabdha… old balance sheet of past lives.”
Really, God? This feels like an outdated banking system where cheques take seven births to clear. Meanwhile, sinners are getting instant credit!
Time for an upgrade, don’t you think?
How about:
Real-time karma processing — do wrong today, consequences by evening.
Fraud detection alerts — lie on oath, and boom! Instant network error.
Merit auto-credit — help the needy, and watch your happiness balance rise immediately.
Because right now, your delayed-justice model is giving people all the wrong signals. Villains think they’re untouchable, and good people wonder if you’re on vacation.
No disrespect, but… maybe it’s time for a cosmic software patch. “GodOS 2.0 — Now With Instant Karma™.”
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